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Steve Laffey
Undisputed number 1 high low jack player in the world! Winner of, among many other Championships:
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Audrey Much like Madonna or Pele, goes by one name only. Considered the most artistic player in the game today. Likes to wink at opposing players, using her beauty to disrupt the game. Always seems to throw the 10 at the right time! -when discussions of her number to ranking come up...most committee members repeat...as if in a trance..."but she threw the Queen!" |
Junior Mint
Youngest member of the top ten! Only plays if he has unlimited supply of Junior Mints (Frozen). Highest percentage of "Trumping in" of all active players. Thrives in colder weather venues.
Recent Co-winner of the "Big Boy" World Championship has vaulted him to number three in the world!
Youngest member of the top ten! Only plays if he has unlimited supply of Junior Mints (Frozen). Highest percentage of "Trumping in" of all active players. Thrives in colder weather venues.
Recent Co-winner of the "Big Boy" World Championship has vaulted him to number three in the world!
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Jessie Isabel
Winner of the under twelve Buffalo Wild Wings National Champ. Usually demands to play outside and brings pet ducks to Tournaments. Been accused of speaking to softy in order to bid 2 when she means 3 |
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Kelly Thorell
Known for yelling out "your making a mockery of the game" This beauty is the only top 10 player from the South! Often stalked by fans and paparazzi, see photo, Kelly has conceal carry license she feigns quick anger to throw other players off stride! |
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Sarah Grace
Whimsical by nature, Sarah is a force in HLJ rarely losing to anyone ranked below her. Out with injuries is the only reason she has dropped from #2 to #6. She like to yell..."What are you doing" to disrupt play. Maybe the best female American team player in the world |
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Jonathan Newman
Grabbed the HLJ world by storm in 2017 with his uncanny play Won the Philadelphia Championship by unleashing "HIGHLOWMEDIUMJACK" on unsuspecting players Never has lost a three bid! AKA "The Philly Kid" Known for waving to the crowd! New Engagement to Philly Beauty has committee worried about his commitment to future tournaments! |
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Glenn Surabian Only Armenian to make the top 10 ever!! His surly nature, makes people so angry that he sometimes wins by default. Champion of every Eastern European Country...and he has been to all of them. His inability to take the number one spot over Laffey has angered him much like the evil Dr. in Ibsen's An Enemy of the People |
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Joe Tatulli, of Warwick Rhode Island.
Joe has been playing all his life, always a tough competitor. Known for his phrase "I don't think you're going to make it buddy" to intimidate opposition after a 3 or higher bid. Grew the beard for disguise, after being banned from tournaments in small cities like Burrillville and Chepachet, he dominated too much. |
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