Steve Laffey
Undisputed number 1 high low jack player in the world! Winner of, among many other Championships:
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Audrey
Much like Madonna or Pele, goes by one name only. Considered the most artistic player in the game today. Likes to wink at opposing players, using her beauty to disrupt the game. Always seems to throw the 10 at the right time! -when discussions of her number to ranking come up...most committee members repeat...as if in a trance..."but she threw the Queen!" |
Jonathan Newman
Grabbed the HLJ world by storm in 2017 with his uncanny play Won the Philadelphia Championship by unleashing "HIGHLOWMEDIUMJACK" on unsuspecting players Never has lost a three bid! AKA "The Philly Kid" Known for waving to the crowd! New Engagement to Philly Beauty has committee worried about his commitment to future tournaments! Two victors in 2022. First he wins the Nantucket open in June then heads to Florida and wins the Florida state open |
Glenn Surabian
Only Armenian to make the top 10 ever!! His surly nature, makes people so angry that he sometimes wins by default. Champion of every Eastern European Country...and he has been to all of them. His inability to take the number one spot over Laffey has angered him much like the evil Dr. in Ibsen's An Enemy of the People |
Joe Tatulli, of Warwick Rhode Island.
Joe has been playing all his life, always a tough competitor. Known for his phrase "I don't think you're going to make it buddy" to intimidate opposition after a 3 or higher bid. Grew the beard for disguise, after being banned from tournaments in small cities like Burrillville and Chepachet, he dominated too much. |