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Steve Laffey
Undisputed number 1 high low jack player in the world! Winner of, among many other Championships:
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Audrey
Much like Madonna or Pele, goes by one name only. Considered the most artistic player in the game today. Likes to wink at opposing players, using her beauty to disrupt the game. Always seems to throw the 10 at the right time! When discussions of her number to ranking come up...most committee members repeat...as if in a trance..."but she threw the Queen!"
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Sarah Grace
Whimsical by nature, Sarah is a force in HLJ rarely losing to anyone ranked below her. Out with injuries is the only reason she has dropped from #2 to #6. She like to yell..."What are you doing" to disrupt play. Maybe the best female American team player in the world.
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Jessie Isabel
Usually demands to play outside and brings pet ducks to tournaments. Been accused of speaking to softy in order to bid 2 when she means 3
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Kelly Thorell
Known for yelling out "your making a mockery of the game" This beauty is the only top 10 player from the South! Often stalked by fans and paparazzi, see photo, Kelly has conceal carry license she feigns quick anger to throw other players off stride!
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Jonathan Newman
Grabbed the HLJ world by storm in 2017 with his uncanny play Won the Philadelphia Championship by unleashing "HIGHLOWMEDIUMJACK" on unsuspecting players Never has lost a three bid! AKA "The Philly Kid" Known for waving to the crowd! New Engagement to Philly Beauty has committee worried about his commitment to future tournaments! Two victors in 2022. First he wins the Nantucket open in June then heads to Florida and wins the Florida state open
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Alf
First African born player to make top 10 in the world! Known for being a great team player and can often be heard saying "Education...they can't take it away from you!" Uncanny ability to bid 3 and get it! Tried to copyright "...and now the game begins" but already by #1 Steve Laffey!
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Junior Mint
Youngest member of the top ten! Only plays if he has unlimited supply of Junior Mints (Frozen). Highest percentage of "Trumping in" of all active players. Thrives in colder weather venues. Recent Co-winner of the "Big-Boy" World Championship has vaulted him to number three in the world!
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Glen Surabian
Only Armenian to make the top 10 ever!! His surly nature, makes people so angry that he sometimes wins by default. His inability to take the number one spot over Laffey has angered him much like the evil Dr. in Ibsen's An Enemy of the People.
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Samuel James
Known as the "happiest" player of High Low Jack. Sam is known for his cerebral play. Often times laughs very loud to throw off competitors, Sam is know as a great three person gamer.
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Joe Tatulli, of Warwick Rhode Island.
Joe has been playing all his life, always a tough competitor. Known for his phrase "I don't think you're going to make it buddy" to intimidate opposition after a 3 or higher bid. Grew the beard for disguise, after being banned from tournaments in small cities like Burrillville and Chepachet, he dominated too much. |
Joe Tatulli, of Warwick Rhode Island.
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